Hey, Em, it's Paul. Uh, I was listening to the album
Good fucking luck, you're on your own
Guess who's back, back again?
Shady's back, tell a friend
Sanderlei Silveira ® - 2024-06-29T15:28-03:00 - US L
Hey, Em, it's Paul. Uh, I was listening to the album
Good fucking luck, you're on your own
Guess who's back, back again?
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da)
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da)
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Well, look what the stork brung
(What?) Little baby devil with the forked tongue
And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb
(Bleah) With a forehead that it grew horns from
Still a white jerk
Pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher with the vic's, percs and a Bud Light shirt
Lyrical technician, an electrician y'all light work
And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me
If I was to ever take a leave, It would be aspirin to break a feve
If I was to ask for Megan Thee Stallion if she would collab with me
Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Ha!)
I don't know, but I'm glad to be back, like
[Chorus: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh
[Verse 2: Eminem]
Now back in the days of old me
(When) Right around the time I became a dope fiend
Ate some codeine, as a way of coping taste of opiates, case of O.E
Turned me into smiley face emoji
My shit may not be age appropri—
Ate but I will hit an eight year old in the face with a participation trophy
Cause I have zero doubts
That this whole world's 'bout to turn into some girl scouts
That censorship bureau's out
To shut me down so when I started this verse
It did start off light-hearted at first
But it feels like I'm targeted
Mind bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed, look what I pocketed
Yeah, the shit is just like y'all have been light joggin' and I've been running at full speed
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin, and I'm the fight y'all get in
When you debate who the best but ops I'm white-chalkin' when
I step up to that mic, cock it then
Oh my god, it's him... not again!
[Chorus: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh
[Bridge: Eminem]
Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say
(If what?) If he could see the way shit is today
(Look at this shit, man) He'd probably say that everything is gay
(Like happy!) What's my name, what's my name?
[Verse 3: Eminem]
So, how many little kids still wanna act like me?
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be
And that's why these words sting, just like you were being attacked by bees
In the coupe leaning back my seat
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group, the black guy pee's
In my Air Max 90's
White T's walkin' parental advisory
My transgender cat's Siamese
Identifies as black, but acts Chinese
Like a motherfuckin' hacky sack I treat the whole world, 'cause I got it at my feet
How can I explain to you?
That even myself, I'm a danger too
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
And say a few things or two to anger you
But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
Cancel me what? Okay, that's it, go ahead, Paul, quit
Snake-ass prick, you male crossdresser, fake-ass bitch
And I'll probably get shit for that
(Watch) But you can all suck my dick, in fact
Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you, fuck my own kids they're brats (Fuck 'em)
They can screw-off, them and you all
You too, Paul, got two balls, big as RuPaul's, what you thought you saw ain't what you saw
Cause you're never gon' see me
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini, I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving, like
[Chorus: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh
嘿，艾姆，我是保罗。呃，我正在听专辑
祝你好运，你只能靠自己了
猜猜谁回来了，又回来了？
谢迪回来了，告诉朋友
猜猜谁回来了 猜猜谁回来了
猜猜谁回来了 猜猜谁回来了
猜猜谁回来了 猜猜谁回来了
猜猜谁回来了
（哒哒哒，哒，哒，哒，哒，哒，哒）
（哒哒哒，哒，哒，哒，哒）
[诗歌1：阿姆]
好吧，看看鹳鸟带来了什么
（什么？）分叉舌头的小恶魔
它伸出来了，是的，就像拇指酸痛一样
（Bleah）额头上长出了角
还是个白痴
开着一辆克莱斯勒，带着 vic's、percs 和 Bud Light 衬衫来到赛弗
抒情技师，电工，你们都是轻工
我不需要假装，我相信的是你
你知道我会留下来因为我
如果我要请假，我会用阿司匹林来退烧
如果我问 Megan Thee Stallion 她是否愿意与我合作
我真的有机会实现壮举吗？ （哈！）
我不知道，但我很高兴能回来，就像
[合唱：阿姆]
阿布拉-阿布拉卡达布拉
（我的最后一个技巧）我正要把手伸进我的包里，兄弟
阿布拉-阿布拉卡达布拉
（最后一招，噗）就这样我回来了，布鲁赫
[诗歌2：阿姆]
现在回到了我以前的日子
（当）就在我成为吸毒狂的时候
吃了一些可待因，作为应对阿片类药物味道的一种方式，O.E案例
把我变成了笑脸表情符号
我的屎可能不适合这个年龄——
吃了，但我会用参与奖杯打一个八岁孩子的脸
因为我零怀疑
整个世界都将变成女童子军
那个审查局已经出局了
当我开始这节经文时，让我闭嘴
一开始确实很轻松
但感觉自己被针对了
令人难以置信的是我的利润如何飙升，看看我赚了什么
是的，该死的，就像你们都在慢跑，而我一直在全速跑步
这就是为什么我像我的头脑一样领先，我是你们所有人都参与的战斗
当你争论谁是最好的但我却是白粉笔时
我走到麦克风前，然后把它打开
天哪，是他……又不是他！
[合唱：阿姆]
阿布拉-阿布拉卡达布拉
（我的最后一个技巧）我正要把手伸进我的包里，兄弟
阿布拉-阿布拉卡达布拉
（最后一招，噗）就这样我回来了，布鲁赫
[桥：埃米纳姆]
有时我想知道以前的我会说什么
（如果怎样？）如果他能看到今天的狗屎样子
（看看这个狗屎，伙计）他可能会说一切都是同性恋
（就像快乐一样！）我叫什么名字，我叫什么名字？
[第3节：阿姆]
那么，还有多少小孩子还想像我一样呢？
我是一个比仙人掌还大的刺
这就是为什么这些话会刺痛你，就像你被蜜蜂攻击一样
在轿跑车里，我的座位向后靠
Bumpin' R. Kelly 最喜欢的乐队，黑人小便乐队
在我的 Air Max 90 年代
White T 的步行家长建议
我的变性猫是暹罗猫
外表是黑人，但行为却是中国人
我像对待一个该死的麻袋一样对待整个世界，因为它就在我脚下
我该怎么向你解释呢？
就连我自己也是一个危险
我像袋鼠一样在轨道上跳跃
并说几两句话来激怒你
但操，如果我这么想，我就会说那个狗屎
取消我什么？好吧，就是这样，继续吧，保罗，退出
蛇屁股鸡巴，你这个男变装者，假屁股母狗
我可能会因此而受苦
（观看）但事实上你们都可以吸我的鸡巴
操他们，操Dre，操吉米，操我，操你，操我自己的孩子，他们都是小子（操他们）
他们可以拧掉，他们和你们所有人
保罗，你也有两个球，和鲁保罗的一样大，你以为你看到的并不是你看到的
因为你永远不会见到我
睡着了发现绑架从未发生过
就像雪莉·帕皮尼、哈里·胡迪尼一样，我在离开时消失在稀薄的空气中，就像
[合唱：阿姆]
阿布拉-阿布拉卡达布拉
（我的最后一个技巧）我正要把手伸进我的包里，兄弟
阿布拉-阿布拉卡达布拉
（最后一招，噗）就这样我回来了，布鲁赫